Welcome to thunderdome, bitch!

As this is my inaugural post, I'm sure I should say something clever and profound. I don't fucking feel like it and I'm liquored up enough to be missing some large words to be able to sound clever, not to mention if I keep going I'll start slurring my text. Don't put it past me. This blog is about how to save money and how to cook some of my favorite shit. I'm not one of those clever moms who sit there and google all day about how to make life easier... I Pinterest it. Or I ask other moms I look up to and am all, "Damn, son. I'd like to be like her when I grow up." Here's what to expect, I guess. I post recipes I've tried out and actually fucking like. They usually aren't too difficult but it might surprise you that I kind of like the harder ones. HA. That's what she said. I say fuck a lot. And shit. And whore. And assface. And all that shit. If you don't like it, this isn't the blog for you. Go somewhere else. I talk about ways I save my family money. I'm surprisingly crunchy under all the profanity. I don't like chemicals or processed shit. But I will still use them if it suits my better needs. Don't fucking judge me. I'm a work in progress.