So here is my recipe for how to make your own dishwashing detergent without Borax. What the shit is Borax you ask? Well, its toxic. I don't like it (unless it goes in my laundry detergent. Yeah, I'm that person). Anyhow, if Borax is warmed up (like in the microwave) on your plates, it can leave a toxic reside. The chances of you being poisoned are not very likely. More likely that you will be eaten by a shark and have your asshole hair burned by lighting at the same time. But do you want to take that risk? I don't. I like my asshole.
This recipe lasts me about 2-3 months, depending on my current level of laziness. I only use 1.3 tbsp (the .3 is important, I'm getting there). I reused my daughter's old Carnation Instant Start Breakfast (which tastes fucking delicious, for the record. And those vitamins. OH! A mother's dream -- let's all laugh at the chemicals in that). I like to reuse containers. It's frugal.
Here's the damn recipe already: -1 whole thing of LemiShine. It's next to Cascade. Ironic, much?
-OR 1/4 cup Lemon KoolAid. Feel free to use grape if you want a purple dishwasher. LEMON ONLY.
-1.5 cups washing soda.
-0.5 cups baking soda
-0.5 cups sea salt
Stop freaking out, this shit is easy and it lasts a long ass time. The individual boxes, that is. I still have the original ones I used when I started making my laundry detergent 6 months ago (I'll get to that soon) and I use them for my dishwashing escapades as well. The only thing you need to keep buying is LemiShine. It doesn't cost shit for something you use this long. You can even use Lemon KoolAid. I'm not a fan of it cause it makes me want lemonade something wicked. And then I go buy vodka and then well, we have a damn party on our hands. Attached are pictures. Enjoy.
P.S. You put a tablespoon in the main dish thingamajigger and like umm.... a teaspoon in the other one, pre-rinse? . And I put vinegar in the place most people put their JetDry. Just fill it up till you cain't no mo. Then stick the stopper in. BOOM.
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